SHITXX

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Why does it always feels better to be the one leaving?
Shit happens.

#328

CHUCK LORRE PRODUCTIONS, #328

They weren’t not in love. It’s just that the subject, as such, never really came up. It kind of loomed over them like a blissfully stupid cloud. The love cloud.

Guaranteed to rain on your brain, ’til you’re moanin’ with seratonin.
Maybe what was happening was that they were in love with the idea of being in love. But that’s still love, right? Instead of loving each other, they loved an idea. An aspiration. A wish. The other person was more or less of an afterthought. Somewhat expendable, or at the very least, interchangeable.

I love that you make me feel like I’m in love. You, on the other hand, I can take or leave.
Of course, it was just a matter of time before the truth of each other, the hard fact of their unique selfness, their one-of-a-kind snow-flakiness, became unavoidable.

I may be a broken toy, but you are a Chinese crib factory that uses lead paint.
Saying goodbye in these circumstances is always very awkward.

“I just had your car towed.”

“That’s okay, those Flip videos I
said I erased are now on the internet.”

Chuck Lorre

IDONOTFEELLIKEANYONE

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THOU

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Rainy nights.

BIG M

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TRIED

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LET’S

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ROOMMATE

“Don’t slide into marriage with that guy you’re seeing who you quite like and have been dating for ages, but don’t love. You’ll be miserable. The man who makes your knees weak and your palms sweat is out there.
Don’t settle for a roommate.

– Louise Mensch , columnist for Glamour

WITHER

“What is, the point of flowers, if they live forever?
I don’t buy that crap.”

MR WIND-UP BIRD

MR WIND-UP BIRD

C

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MOTTOMONDAY

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Motto of the week.
Happy Monday everybody.

QUESTION

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Wise.

DISCIPLINE

Tonight I’m gonna tell you what I know about DISCIPLINE.

Discipline is not crying while watching Korean drama. Not crying when evil mother-of-rich-son tries to break up the relationship between the son & the poor girl.

Discipline is never to still imagining that my “CEO” is gonna appear soon & I’m gonna marry him & live happily ever after like in Korean drama.

Discipline is not to order McDonald’s breakfast when the clock strike 4am and your tummy is coincidentally grumbling.

Discipline is not to scratch your healing tattoo when all you want to do with your long fingernails is to claw your skin out.

Discipline is not to stalk anybody/bitches/ex-boyfriends/ex-vixens/eye-candies/new crushes on Facebook.

Discipline is not to squeeze the annoying pimples on your face in an attempt to make it “disappear”.

Discipline is not to put Hyun Bin as your wallpaper.

WORDS

WORDS

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