MOOD

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Ahhhh here we go again.

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WTS

This is my horoscope reading for today:

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FML.

PLEASE READ

READ THIS:

http://freethoughtblogs.com/taslima/2012/07/14/our-men-throw-acid-in-our-faces-destroy-our-lives-but-we-never-stop-loving-men/

I’m not even gonna put whatever shitty “Warning! Disturbing images” because they are human for goodness’ sake. They are human and they’ve been abused, they’ve been attacked, they’ve suffered enough.
They don’t need a warning label to hurt them even more.

How can this be happening?
This world needs to come to an end soon.

CATASTROPHY

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That is right.
And I’m the one responsible for whatever consequences.
That’s the way it should be.
My ego high off the roof.

SUCCESS

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Whahahaha my first self created meme.
YES!! SIZE 8 YO.

FEMME

Tsk tsk tsk.
女人啊,女人…

You’ll always be at the mercy of love, of relationship, of romance, of men.

No matter how hard you try to convince others that you’re not, you know you are.

GIRLS

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#truestory
Happened in an instant this morning when I had to do a business Skype conference at 7.30am.

Boy were they punctual.

I sure hope no drool stains or eye-shit, or that video were not of HD quality.

WEBBY

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Just a really bored Candy and her webcam doing the usual cam-whore stuff.

Best angle for cam-whoring? Lying tummy-down.
Guaranteed sharp face AND cleavage if you’re wearing something revealing.
(No you don’t need to have actual huge boobies. Gravity is magical.)

SOUL

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“She took back her soul. But in him, she left her heart.”

2-5

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GIRLS

Okay all girls that I love should read this:

http://sorenthan.tumblr.com/post/26113337415/larrystylinsoneternal-opal-leaves-through

NOT A VIRUS.
Just really frightening tips to avoid getting raped/murdered/kidnapped/dead.

*warning: may caused you to become highly paranoid!

FWB

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Warning: Please do this chart before participating in said event.

FUCK

I seriously hate it when guys get angry because girls are having PMS, and sometimes…. Say things that they don’t mean or throw ridiculous tantrums that THEY DON’T KNOW THAT THEY’RE THROWING, or mood swings that are UNSTOPPABLE or JUST BEING MAD AT EVERYTHING.

WE DON’T FUCKING WANT IT TOO OKAY?
DON’T ACT LIKE YOU’RE THE VICTIM.
WE ARE THE REAL VICTIM OF THIS MENSTRUAL MONSTER.

Guys think that we want this, like we’re enjoying it.
And it’s not as if we have any control over it or if they’re any happy pills to take.

It’s such a pain to have a weekend that you can’t fucking enjoy because every single thing annoys the fuck out of you and no food will ever satisfy your craving, NO FOOD.

Even the chocolate taste wrong. That is how bad it is AND WE DON’T FUCKING WANT ANY OF THESE PLEASE.

And then seriously crying upon waking up BECAUSE THE PILLOW FEELS WRONG OR YOUR GOOD MORNING MSGS JUST “DON’T SOUND HAPPY ENOUGH TO ME”.

And then feeling hot every single moment. Feeling fucking sleepy every hour.

THIS IS NO JOKE OKAY.
I REPEAT, WE DO NOT FUCKING WANT ANY OF THESE, WE DO NOT!

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SERIOUSLY I NEED AN AXE

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Fucking fuck this fucking shit.

EYE

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“I wear my heart upon my sleeve, like a big deal.”

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