MOOD

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Ahhhh here we go again.

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NAOOOO

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And then my cousin posted this on his fb.
I went crazy.
I literally went crazy.
FUCK I NEED TO GET THIS FUCKING KUEH LAPIS IN MY MOUTH RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW!

And I even wanna scold my cousin upside down because HOW COULD HE POST SUCH INSENSITIVE PIC ON HIS FB??! DOESN’T HE KNOW!?!??

Fuck and I’m on my bed drenched in sweat like I’m on some drug withdrawal because I’m trying to curb my cravings.

OH FUCK THIS IS SO BAD.
SO SO SO BAD.

THIS KUEH LAPIS.
THIS KUEH LAPIS.
I SWEAR I SWEAR IF ANYONE CAN BRING THIS TO ME I’ll MARRY YOU EVEN IF YOU’RE LIKE ALFRED OR MASAGOES.

T_T

FUCK

I seriously hate it when guys get angry because girls are having PMS, and sometimes…. Say things that they don’t mean or throw ridiculous tantrums that THEY DON’T KNOW THAT THEY’RE THROWING, or mood swings that are UNSTOPPABLE or JUST BEING MAD AT EVERYTHING.

WE DON’T FUCKING WANT IT TOO OKAY?
DON’T ACT LIKE YOU’RE THE VICTIM.
WE ARE THE REAL VICTIM OF THIS MENSTRUAL MONSTER.

Guys think that we want this, like we’re enjoying it.
And it’s not as if we have any control over it or if they’re any happy pills to take.

It’s such a pain to have a weekend that you can’t fucking enjoy because every single thing annoys the fuck out of you and no food will ever satisfy your craving, NO FOOD.

Even the chocolate taste wrong. That is how bad it is AND WE DON’T FUCKING WANT ANY OF THESE PLEASE.

And then seriously crying upon waking up BECAUSE THE PILLOW FEELS WRONG OR YOUR GOOD MORNING MSGS JUST “DON’T SOUND HAPPY ENOUGH TO ME”.

And then feeling hot every single moment. Feeling fucking sleepy every hour.

THIS IS NO JOKE OKAY.
I REPEAT, WE DO NOT FUCKING WANT ANY OF THESE, WE DO NOT!

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SERIOUSLY I NEED AN AXE

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Fucking fuck this fucking shit.

PFFT

Good bye pms week.
Good bye non-stop eating.
Good bye chocolate at late night/mid day/morning.
Good bye reasons to be unreasonable.
Good bye rice.
Good bye meat.

Hello salad.
Hello menses cramp.
Hello two hourly pad change.
Hello strict diet.
Hello no candies.
Hello rational behavior.

Hell I think I’m actually gonna miss pms.

>:(

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RICE

It’s TGIF in 4 hours.
Words to sum up my week:

RICE
CHOCOLATE
RICE
CADBURY
RICE
TIRAMISU
RICE
RICE
RICE
RICE

Don’t ask.
Chocolate don’t question, chocolate answers.

FAT LADY

This month’s pms is a terror.
She appears to be in a form of fat lady. A bottomless pit.

Two chocolate bars within 48hrs.
I don’t even like nuts.
I fucking hate nuts. Yet I down that last chocolate bar with nuts just one hour ago.

Damn you pms.
Mommy needs to look good this weekend.
If I get so fat & bloated this weekend, I’m swearing off chocolate from here on.

I’m not even moody yet. YET.

TUNNELLING

You know those days where you just wanna snuggle in bed and even the trusty soft toys are god damn wrong & you could just pluck their heads out & nobody should ever try talking to you.

It starts today.
I’ll see you at the end of this god damn tunnel in 6-7 days’ time.
Good luck.

Girls on Period

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True that.
And nope, we’re not sorry for that.

Quit yapping like a chiwawa.

Am sick of your bugging. I wanna cut you off but I can’t because of the indignant hierarchy.

Very nasty. Stop your yapping.

On another note.
Fat face.
Please tell me it’s due to change of hairstyle or PMS water retention.

Mode

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Favorite PMS meme with my wuv-wuv @tootookueh
Whahahaha

Spidey bro.

I don’t feel like writing today.
So I’m just gonna read.

Friday is coming & I’m full of beessss.

Again, I don’t feel like expressing myself today.
There are no words to describe the brilliance of the knot I created.
And no words to describe my stupidity.
And no words to describe my f-up-ness.

Why must we be living in such strict rules & regulations?
Why can’t we do what we want whenever we want it?

I told myself there’ll be no games-playing.
But of course there’re gonna be.
Of course.
Who am I kidding?

Spider in my closet.
Disgusts me to the max.

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