“Sometimes in life there really are bonds formed that can never be broken. Sometimes you really can find that one person who will stand by you no matter what; maybe you’ll find it in a spouse and celebrate it with your dream wedding, but there is also the chance that the one person you can count on for a lifetime, the one person who knows you, sometimes better than you know yourself, is the same person who’s been standing beside you all along.” – Bride Wars

Present tense

“The pure present is an ungraspable advance of the past devouring the future. 
In truth, all sensation is already memory.”

– Haruki Murakami, Kafka on the Shore

Emotional fuckwittage

Oh well.

Thursday morning

Now my life is sweet like cinnamon
Like a fucking dream I’m living in
Baby love me cause I’m playing on the radio


“Most people are not looking for provable truths. As you said, truth is often accompanied by intense pain, and almost no one is looking for painful truths. What people need is beautiful, comforting stories that make them feel as if their lives have some meaning. Which is where religion comes from.”
 Haruki Murakami, 1Q84

Frigid cow

“A piece of ridiculous and meaningless commercial exploitation – for my darling little frigid cow.”

– Valentine’s day card from Daniel Cleaver

Bridget Jones’s Diary, Friday 17 February

Emotional fuckwittage ll!

“That is just such crap,” I slurred. “How dare you be so fraudulently flirtatious, cowardly and dysfunctional? I am not interested in emotional fuckwittage. Goodbye.”

– Bridget Jones

Bridget Jones’s Diary, Friday 27 January

Emotional fuckwittage!

Message Jones
“You appear to have forgotten your skirt. As I think is made perfectly clear in your contract of employment, staff are expected to be fully dressed at all times.”

– Daniel Cleaver

Bridget Jones’s Diary, Thursday 5 January

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