There’s always something weird about morning & coffee & toilet.

It goes like this:

Waking to the hateful sun and dragging your ass to work. Definitely late because I’m always late (because the hair is not obedient, because the bed was too seductive, because the water is not warm enough, because my body dislike dressing up etc)

Pouring yourself the cup of holy caffeinated goodness in hope that it will exorcise the sleepy demon outta you.

But guess what.

Just when you’re at the busiest of the morning, your bowels decide to react to the caffeine.

Well played demon.

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  1. Hey funny girl, sounds like my mornings, except, I need a cigarette and the hair is always obedient, When your bowels react, that’s the demon getting his marching orders, how fast he leaves is up to you. Just relax, smile(if u can) and show him the way out. Cheers


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