YES IM BORED

I can never know how those love in hair saloon ever happen.

I’ll never date a hairstylist.

Simply because he would have seen me at my worst.

I’ve never had any of my boyfriends coming along for my hair treatment session.

Because I strongly believe nobody look good during those times.

Who will ever look fabulous with disgusting pasty hair plastered against your scalp like some kind of horrible monster.

And with that, your entire face will just comes into focus. Your face will look ridiculously big & fat. It’s as if you’re naked.

Yes I feel vulnerable during hair treatment.

And guess what will the hairstylist be looking at when they’re washing your hair?
Your face. Like that of a facial beautician.
There’s nothing else to see but your huge ass face.
They’ll be able to focus on your large pores, your fine lines, the tiny mustache that you didn’t know exist.

That’s why I’ll never date a hairstylist.
My hairstylist is a lady. She’s nice & I don’t think she judges her customers :D

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