I’m gonna spend $1.5k for the car repair.
Guess what, to make myself feel even worse, I’ve decided to come up with a list of THINGS THAT I COULD HAVE BOUGHT WITH THAT $1.5K:-

• Double eyelid
• Dimples
• New bag
• New wallet
• New clutch
• New rims
• New shades
• New mattress
• New bed
• Save it up, but who are we kidding

Damn you.
I’m gonna put the receipt in front of my steering wheels so that it can remind me to DRIVE CAREFULLY OR IT’S GONNA COST YOU YOUR HARDEARNED MONEY AGAIN.

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